1. The Fate of Ophelia

I heard you calling on the megaphone
You wanna see me all alone
As legend has it, you are quite the pyro
You light the match to watch it blow

And if you'd never come for me
I might've drowned in the melancholy
I swore my loyalty to me (me), myself (myself) and I (I)
Right before you lit my sky up

(All that time) I sat alone in my tower
You were just honing your powers
Now I can see it all (see it all)
(Late one night) you dug me out of my grave and
Saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia (Ophelia)

Keep it one hundred on the land (land), the sea (sea), the sky
Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes
Don't care where the hell you been (been) 'cause now (now) you're mine
It's 'bout to be sleepless night you've been dreaming of
The fate of Ophelia

The eldest daughter of a nobleman
Ophelia lived in fantasy
But love was a cold bed full of scorpions
The venom stole her sanity (yeah)

And if you'd never come for me (come for me)
I might've lingered in purgatory
You wrap around me like a chain (chain), a crown (crown), a vine (vine)
Pulling me into the fire

(All that time) I sat alone in my tower
You were just honing your powers
Now I can see it all (see it all)
(Late one night) you dug me out of my grave and
Saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia (Ophelia)

Keep it one hundred on the land (land), the sea (sea), the sky
Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes
Don't care where the hell you been (been) 'cause now (now) you're mine
It's 'bout to be sleepless night you've been dreaming of
The fate of Ophelia

'Tis locked inside my memory and only you possess the key
No longer drowning and deceived
All because you came for me
Locked inside my memory and only you possess the key
No longer drowning and deceived
All because you came for me

(All that time) I sat alone in my tower
You were just honing your powers
Now I can see it all (see it all)
(Late one night) you dug me out of my grave and
Saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia (Ophelia)

Keep it one hundred on the land (land), the sea (sea) (the sea), the sky
Pledge allegiance to your hands (your hands), your team, your vibes
Don't care where the hell you been (been) (you've been) 'cause now (now) ('cause now) you're mine
It's 'bout to be sleepless night you've been dreaming of
The fate of Ophelia

You saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia

2. Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
Do you think it's forever?

That view of Portofino was on my mind
When you called me at the Plaza Athénée
Ooh-ooh, oftentimes it doesn't feel so glamorous to be me
All the right guys promised they'd stay under bright lights
They withered away, but you bloom
Portofino was on my mind
(And I think you know why)

And if your letters ever said: Goodbye

I'd cry my eyes violet
Elizabeth Taylor, tell me for real
Do you think it's forever?
Been number one but I never had two
And I can't have fun If I can't have (uh)
Be my NY when Hollywood hates me
You're only as hot as your last hit, baby
Been number one but I never had two
And I can't have fun if I can't have you

Hey, what could you possibly get for the girl
Who has everything and nothing all at once?
Babe, I would trade the Cartier for someone to trust (just kidding)
We hit the best booth at Musso & Frank's
They say I'm bad news, I just say: Thanks
And you look at me like you're hypnotized
And I think you know why

And if you ever leave me high and dry

I'd cry my eyes violet
Elizabeth Taylor, tell me for real
Do you think it's forever?
Been number one but I never had two
And I can't have fun If I can't have (uh)
Be my NY when Hollywood hates me
You're only as hot as your last hit, baby
Been number one but I never had two
And I can't have fun if I can't have (uh) you

Elizabeth Taylor (oh-oh)
Do you think it's forever?
If I can't have you

All my white diamonds and lovers are forever
In the papers, on the screen and in their minds
All my white diamonds and lovers are forever
Don't you ever end up anything but mine

I'd cry my eyes violet
Elizabeth Taylor, tell me for real
Do you think it's forever?
Been number one but I never had two
And I can't have fun If I can't have (uh)
Be my NY when Hollywood hates me
You're only as hot as your last hit, baby
Been number one but I never had two
And I can't have fun if I can't have you

(All my white diamonds and lovers are forever) Elizabeth Taylor
(In the papers, on the screen and in their minds) do you think it's forever?
All my white diamonds and lovers are forever
Don't you ever end up anything but mine, oh-oh-oh

3. Opalite

I had a bad habit
Of missing lovers past
My brother used to call it
Eating out of the trash
It's never gonna last

I thought my house was haunted
I used to live with ghosts
And all the perfect couples
Said: When you know, you know
And: When you don't, you don't

And all of the foes and all of the friends (ha-ha)
Have seen it before, they'll see it again (ha-ha)
Life is a song, it ends when it ends
I was wrong

But my mama told me it's alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my Lord
Never made no one like you before
You had to make your own sunshine
But now the sky is opalite
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

You couldn't understand it
Why you felt alone
You were in it for real
She was in her phone
And you were just a pose

And don't we try to love love? (Love love)
We give it all we got (give it all we got)
You finally left the table (uh-uh)
And what a simple thought
You're starving till you're not

And all of the foes and all of the friends (ha-ha)
Have messed up before, they'll mess up again (ha-ha)
Life is a song, it ends when it ends
You move on

And that's when I told you it's alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh my Lord
Never met no one like you before
You had to make your own sunshine
But now the sky is opalite
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

This is just a storm inside a teacup
But shelter here with me, my love
Thunder like a drum
This life will beat you up, up, up, up
This is just a temporary speed bump
But failure brings you freedom
And I can bring you love (love), love (love), love
Don't you sweat it, baby

It's alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh my Lord
Never met no one like you before
You had to make your own sunshine
But now the sky is opalite
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

4. Father Figure

When I found you, you were young
Wayward, lost in the cold
Pulled up to you in the Jag'
Turned your rags into gold
The winding road leads to the château
You remind me of a younger me
I saw potential

I'll be your father figure, I drink that brown liquor
I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger
This love is pure profit, just step into my office
I dry your tears with my sleeve
Leave it with me
I protect the family
Leave it with me
I protect the family

I pay the check before it kisses the mahogany grain
Said: They want to see you rise, they don't want you to reign
I showed you all the tricks of the trade
All I ask for is your loyalty
My dear protégé

I'll be your father figure, I drink that brown liquor
I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger
This love is pure profit, just step into my office
They'll know your name in the streets
Leave it with me
I protect the family

(Ooh) I saw a change in you (saw a change, saw a change, yeah)
My dear boy, they don't make loyalty like they used to (la-la, like they used to)
Your thoughtless ambition sparked the ignition on foolish decisions
Which led to misguided visions
That to fulfill your dreams
You had to get rid of me

I protect the family

I was your father figure, we drank that brown liquor
You made a deal with this devil, turns out my dick's bigger
You want a fight, you found it, I got the place surrounded
You'll be sleeping with the fishes
Before you know, you're drowning

Whose portrait's on the mantle?
Who covered up your scandals?
Mistake my kindness for weakness and find your card cancelled
I was your father figure, you pulled the wrong trigger
This empire belongs to me
Leave it with me
I protect the family
Leave it with me
I protect the family
Leave it with me

You know
You remind me of a younger me
I saw potential

5. Eldest Daughter

Everybody's so punk on the internet
Everyone's unbothered till they're not
Every joke's just trolling and memes
Sad as it seems, apathy is hot
Everybody's cutthroat in the comments
Every single hot take is cold as ice
When you found me, I said I was busy
That was a lie

I have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness
I've been dying just from trying to seem cool

But I'm not a bad bitch
And this isn't savage
But I'm never gonna let you down
I'm never gonna leave you out
So many traitors
Smooth operators
But I'm never gonna break that vow
I'm never gonna leave you
Now, now, now

You know, the last time I laughed this hard was
On the trampoline in somebody's backyard
I must've been about eight or nine
That was the night I fell off and broke my arm
Pretty soon I learned cautious discretion
When your first crush crushes something kind
When I said I don't believe in marriage
That was a lie

Every eldest daughter was the first lamb to the slaughter
So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire

But I'm not a bad bitch
And this isn't savage
But I'm never gonna let you down
I'm never gonna leave you out
So many traitors
Smooth operators
But I'm never gonna break that vow
I'm never gonna leave you
Now, now, now

We lie back
A beautiful, beautiful time-lapse
Ferris wheels, kisses and lilacs
And things I said were dumb
'Cause I thought that I'd never find that
Beautiful, beautiful life that
Shimmers that innocent light back
Like when we were young

Every youngest child felt they were raised up in the wild
But now you're home

'Cause I'm not a bad bitch
And this isn't savage
And I'm never gonna let you down
I'm never gonna leave you out
So many traitors
Smooth operators
But I'm never gonna break that vow (never gonna break that vow)
I'm never gonna leave you
Now, now, now

(Never gonna break that vow) mm-mm
(Never gonna leave you)
Now, now
I'm never gonna leave you now

6. Ruin the Friendship

Glistening grass from September rain
Grey overpass full of neon names
You drive, mm-mm
Eighty-five, mm-mm

Gallatin Road and the lakeside beach
Watching the game from your brother's Jeep
Your smile, mm-mm
Miles wide

And it was not an invitation
Should've kissed you anyway
Should've kissed you anyway
And it was not convenient, no
But your girlfriend was away
Should've kissed you anyway, hey

Shiny wood floors underneath my feet
Disco ball makes everything look cheap
Have fun, mm-mm
It's prom, mm-mm

Witted corsage dangles from my wrist
Over his shoulder, I catch a glimpse
And see, mm-mm
You looking at me

And it was not an invitation
But as the 50 Cent song played (song played)
Should've kissed you anyway (anyway)
And it was not (it was not) convenient (convenient), no
Would've been the best mistake
Should've kissed you anyway, ayy

Don't make it awkward in second period
Might piss your ex off
Lately we've been good
Staying friends is safe
Doesn't mean you should
Don't make it awkward in second period
Might piss your ex off
Lately we've been good
Staying friends is safe
Doesn't mean you should

When I left school, I lost track of you
Abigail called me with the bad news
Goodbye
And we'll never know why

It was not an invitation
But I flew home anyway
With so much left to say
It was not convenient, no
But I whispered at the grave
Should've kissed you anyway, ooh

And it was not (it was not) an invitation (invitation), oh
Should've kissed you anyway (anyway)
Should've kissed you anyway (anyway), anyway
And it was not

My advice is always: Ruin the friendship
Better that than regret it for all time
Should've kissed you anyway
And my advice is: Always answer the question
Better that than to ask it all your life
Should've kissed you anyway
Should've kissed you anyway

7. Actually Romantic

I heard you call me boring Barbie when the coke's got you brave
High-fived my ex and then you said you're glad he ghosted me
Wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face
Some people might be offended

But it's actually sweet
All the time you've spent on me
It's honestly wild
All the effort you've put in
It's actually romantic
I really got to hand it to you
No man has ever loved me like you do

Hadn't thought of you in a long time
But you keep sending me funny valentines
And I know you think it comes off vicious
But it's precious, adorable
Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse
That's how much it hurts
How many times has your boyfriend said: Why are we always talking about her?

It's actually sweet
All the time you've spent on me
It's honestly wild
All the effort you've put in
It's actually romantic
I really got to hand it to you
No man has ever loved me like you do

You think I'm tacky, baby
Stop talking dirty to me
It sounded nasty but it feels like you're flirting with me
I mind my business, God's my witness that I don't provoke it
It's kind of making me wet

'Cause it's actually sweet
All the time you've spent on me
It's honestly lovely
All the effort you've put in
It's actually romantic
I really got to hand it to you, to you
No man has ever loved me like you do

It's actually romantic
You've just given me so much attention
It's actually romantic
It's so romantic

8. Wi$h Li$t

They want that yacht life, under chopper blades
They want those bright lights and Balenci' shades
And a fat ass with a baby face
They want it all

They want that complex female character
They want that critical smash Palme d'Or
And an Oscar on their bathroom floor
They want it all

And they should have what they want
They deserve what they want
Hope they get what they want

I just want you, ooh
Have a couple kids, got the whole block looking like you
We tell the world to leave us the fuck alone, and they do
Wow, got me dreaming 'bout a driveway with a basketball hoop
Boss up, settle down
Got a wish (wish) list (list), I just want you

They want that freedom, living off the grid
They want those three dogs that they call their kids
And that good surf, no hypocrites
They want it all

They want a contract with Real Madrid
They want that spring break that was fucking lit
And then that video taken off the internet
They want it all

And they should have what they want
They deserve what they want
I hope they get what they want

I just want you (you), ooh
Have a couple kids, got the whole block looking like you
We tell the world to leave us the fuck alone, and they do (ooh)
Wow, got me dreaming 'bout a driveway with a basketball hoop
Boss up, settle down
Got a wish (wish) list (list)

I made wishes on all of the stars
Please, God, bring me a best friend who I think is hot
I thought I had it right once, twice, but I did not
You caught me off my guard
I hope I get what I want (get what)
'Cause I know what I want

I just want you (baby)
Have a couple kids, got the whole block looking like (got 'em looking like you) you
We tell the world to leave us the fuck alone, and they do
Wow, got me dreaming 'bout a driveway with a basketball hoop
Boss up, settle down
Got a wish (wish) list (list)

I just want you, ooh (I want you)
Have a couple kids, got the whole block looking like (you) you
We tell the world to leave us the fuck alone, and they do (yeah)
Wow, (and now you) got me dreaming 'bout a driveway with a basketball hoop
Boss up, settle down
Got a wish (wish) list (list), I just want you

9. Wood

Daisy's bare naked, I was distraught
He loves me not, he loves me not
Penny's unlucky, I took him back
And then stepped on a crack
And the black cat laughed

And baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (superstitious)
Fingers crossed until you put your hand on mine (ah)
Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck
A bad sign is all good
I ain't got to knock on wood

All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star
Never did me any good
I ain't got to knock on wood
It's you and me forever dancing in the dark
(All) over me, it's understood
I ain't got to knock on wood

Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs

Girls, I don't need to catch the bouquet, mm
To know a hard rock is on the way

And baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (superstitious)
The curse on me was broken by your magic wand (ah)
Seems to me that you and me, we make our own luck
New Heights (New Heights) of manhood (manhood)
I ain't gotta knock on wood

All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star
Never did me any good
I ain't got to knock on wood
It's you and me forever dancing in the dark
(All) over me, it's understood
I ain't got to knock on wood

Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs

Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs

10. Cancelled!

You thought that it would be okay, at first
The situation could be saved, of course
But they'd already picked out your grave and hearse
Beware the wrath of masked crusaders

Did you girl-boss too close to the Sun?
Did they catch you having far too much fun?
Come with me, when they see us they'll run
Something wicked this way comes

Good thing I like my friends cancelled
I like 'em cloaked in Gucci and in scandal
Like my whiskey sour and poison thorny flowers
Welcome to my underworld where it gets quite dark
At least you know exactly who your friends are
They're the ones with matching scars

It's easy to love you when you're popular
The optics click, everyone prospers
But one single drop, you're off the roster
Tone-deaf and hot, let's fuckin' off her

Did you make a joke only a man could?
Were you just too smug for your own good?
Or bring a tiny violin to a knife fight?
Baby, that all ends tonight

Good thing I like my friends cancelled (cancelled)
I like 'em cloaked in Gucci and in scandal
Like my whiskey sour and poison thorny flowers
(Honey) welcome to my underworld, it'll break your heart
At least you know exactly who your friends are
They're the ones with matching scars

They stood by me before my exoneration
They believed I was innocent
So I'm not here for judgment, no

But if you can't be good, then just be better at it
Everyone's got bodies in the attic
Or took somebody's man, we'll take you by the hand
And soon you'll learn the art of never getting caught

It's a good thing I like my friends cancelled
(You know that) I like 'em cloaked in Gucci and in scandal
Like my whiskey sour and poison thorny flowers
(Ooh) it's a good thing I like my friends cancelled (cancelled)
I salute you if you're much too much to handle
Like my whiskey sour (I like it) and poison thorny flowers (I love it)

Can't you see my infamy loves company?
Now they've broken you like they've broken me
But a shattered glass is a lot more sharp
And now you know exactly who your friends are

You know who we are
We're the ones with matching scars

11. Honey

You can call me honey if you want
Because I'm the one you want, mm-mm

When anyone called me sweetheart
It was passive-aggressive at the bar
And the bitch was telling me to back off
'Cause her man had looked at me wrong

If anyone called me honey
It was standing in the bathroom, white teeth
They were saying that skirt don't fit me
And I cried the whole way home

But you touch my face
Redefine all of those blues
When you say: Honey

Summertime Spritz, pink skies
You can call me honey if you want
Because I'm the one you want
Wintergreen kiss, all mine
You give it different meaning
'Cause you mean it when you talk

Honey, I'm home, we can play house
We can bed down, pick me up
Who's the baddest in the land, what's the plan? (What's the plan?)
You could be my forever night stand
Honey

When anyone called me sweetheart
It was passive-aggressive at the bar
And the bitch was telling me to back off
'Cause her man had looked at me wrong

If anyone called me honey
It was standing in the bathroom, white teeth
They were saying that skirt don't fit me
And I cried the whole way home

But you touch my face
Redefine all of those blues
When you say, –ay, –ay

You can call me honey if you want
Because I'm the one you want
I'm the one you want
You give it different meaning
'Cause you mean it when you talk

Sweetie, it's yours, kicking in doors, take it to the floor
Give me more, buy the paint in the color of your eyes (of your eyes)
And graffiti my whole damn life
Honey

When anyone called me late night
He was screwing around with my mind
Asking: What are you wearing?
Too high to remember in the morning

And when anyone called me lovely
They were finding ways not to praise me
But you say it like you're in awe of me
And you stay until the morning
Honey

When anyone called me sweetheart
It was passive-aggressive at the bar
And the bitch was telling me to back off
'Cause her man had looked at me wrong (he looked at me wrong)

If anyone called me honey
It was standing in the bathroom, (yeah) white teeth
They were saying that skirt don't fit me
And I cried the whole way home (cried the whole way home)

But you can call me honey if you want

12. The Life of a Showgirl (feat. Sabrina Carpenter)

Her name was Kitty
Made her money being pretty and witty
They gave her the keys to this city
Then they said she didn't do it legitly, uh
I bought a ticket
She's dancing in her garters and fishnets
Fifty in the cast, zero missteps
Looking back, I guess I was kismet

I waited by the stage door
Packed in with the autograph hounds
Barking her name, then glowing like the end of a cigarette
Wow, she came out, I said: You're living my dream!
Then she said to me

Hey, thank you for the lovely bouquet
You're sweeter than a peach
But you don't know the life of a showgirl, babe
And you're never, ever gonna
Wait, the more you play, the more that you pay
You're softer than a kitten, so
You don't know the life of a showgirl, babe
And you're never gonna wanna

She was a menace
The baby of the family in Lenox
Her father whored around like all men did
Her mother took pills and played tennis
So she waited by the stage door as the club promoter arrived
She said: I'd sell my soul to have a taste of a magnificent life that's all mine
But that's not what showgirls get
They leave us for dead

Hey, thank you for the lovely bouquet
You're sweeter than a peach
But you don't know the life of a showgirl, babe
And you're never, ever gonna
Wait, the more you play, the more that you pay
You're softer than a kitten, so
You don't know the life of a showgirl, babe
And you're never gonna wanna

I took her pearls of wisdom, hung them from my neck
I paid my dues with every bruise, I knew what to expect
You wanna take a skate on the ice inside my veins?
They ripped me off like false lashes and then threw me away
And all the headshots on the walls of the dance hall are of the bitches
Who wish I'd hurry up and die
But I'm immortal now, baby dolls
I couldn't if I tried

So I say: Thank you for the lovely bouquet
I'm married to the hustle
And now I know the life of a showgirl, babe
And I'll never know another
Pain hidden by the lipstick and lace (lipstick and lace)
Sequins are forever, and now I know the life of a showgirl, babe
Wouldn't have it any other way

(Thank you for the lovely bouquet)
Wouldn't have it any other way
(Thank you for the lovely bouquet)
Hey, Kitty (thank you for the lovely bouquet)
Now I make my money being pretty and witty
Thank you for the lovely bouquet

Thank you for an unforgettable night!
We will see you next time
Give it up for the band
And the dancers
And of course, Sabrina
I love you, Taylor!
That's our show, we love you so much
Goodnight!